Why?
Because they say variety is the spice of life. And I figure that although smoking kills, so do cheese supreme Doritoes and 3-ply toilet paper, and who cant admit to a bit of dabbling in these wicked tempations at one time or another?
I will be judging each cigarette on the following criteria-
- Attractiveness of pack-including ease of opening, durability in your bag, protection against beer spills etc..
- Burning time-some sneaky bastard cigarette companies think they can burn away my hard-earned Centrelink money much too quickly
- Smoothness and flavour
- Lingering taste
Each cigarette will be rated out of 5 Malignant Tumours.. 1 being the worst, 5 being the best (contrary to what Oncologists tend to suggest)..
So, smokers and haters of smoking alike, appreciate the extended life, long deep breaths and average chance of illness I am sacrificing to put an end to the age old question- Which cigarette is the shit?Keep you posted.
Missy.
Dammit Erika, I just wrote a quite interesting in depth comment and then this site screwed up. Perhaps when my motivation returns I'll think about re posting. In short though I'm very impressed that this has actually come to fruition.
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D Mann
As much as I disapprove,
ReplyDeleteyou are really kind of brilliant.